Acute Viral Nasopharyngitis: nothing cute about it.

Dear Makers of Tylenol Cold,Rubbish

 I am writing to inform you that your product is utterly worthless. I am not, however, writing to demand my $6.28 back because I purchased a combo pack which also contained your Tylenol Cold ‘Nighttime’ and I cannot prove or disprove that it was responsible my last two sound nights of sleep. Therefore you may grudgingly keep my money.

 Be warned however, that unless you wish to be responsible for dashing the ‘dream of wellness’ for millions of already emotionally and physically unstable people you should probably improve the effectiveness of your medication. This should not be a difficult task you would only be raising the effectiveness from nonexistent to existent.

 Cord-illy,

MBG 

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “Acute Viral Nasopharyngitis: nothing cute about it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s