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Today at work I took occasion to realize that starting in just about two weeks I will be diving in, once again, to the horror and ‘fun’ that is my life in July and August. What with staffing cuts and the added responsibility of actually knowing what I’m doing, this year promises to be even more exhausting than last. Starting July 6th I will work 37, count them with me, Thirty-Seven days in a row at my beloved festival. I actually do get one lovely Sabbath entirely free on August 8th, but the rest of my Saturdays and Sundays I will be at work 4-6 hours.

I hope I survive with any social skills beyond reprimanding teenagers.

I’ll be dead for a while. Alas, I do love my job.

In related news, I’m listening to Shubert’s #9 on my I-tunes a song that takes me straight back to almost three and one half years ago to a summery December in my beloved Echuca, Australia. It was so HOT, and I was so ON FIRE with missionary work. Ah… the hard times are the good times in retrospect.

Can’t believe I’ve been home for three years.

Just before my release. A bit dazed, I think.

Just before my release, June 06. Looking a bit dazed, I think.

–So I Married an Ax Murderer

To top off this dream come true, there were actual snarky Russians wandering around the Palace of Fine Arts with us.

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I had a blast last week in San Fran with my fav BYU-I buddies/roomies Sarahaha and Jodina. Since I saw most of the very touristy stuff on my visit back when I was an ugly child I didn’t feel inclined to see those things. Instead my friends took me to some of their favorite places.

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We visited Muir Woods, a BEAUTIFUL redwood forest

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And Stintson Beach. Loverly.

I got to meet some of their new friends at church on Sunday and then spent Monday and Tuesday entertaining myself in Downtown Walnut Creek. Very posh.

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We ate a lot, talked even more, and laughed the most. I had a most refreshing and enjoyable time.

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This was followed by several more happy days spent with my amazing fam at Doheney Beach in SoCal. The weather was agreeable and the company was amazing.

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Yes Thank You.

This is all I have to say:

Star Trek, midnight, amazing. JJ Abrams, brilliant. Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, and random Red-Shirt Olsen, hilarious. Kirk, HOT. Spock, still my fav. Dad would be pleased.

7. An Elusive Eye

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Next morning the splendid Serendipian sunrise crept in its usual path to the king’s elegant bed chamber, but it did not find the king snoring pleasantly as was his usual custom. No, for today the king sat, hunched on the edge of his handsome bed, as he had been most of the night. When the sun’s fair rays struck the fine crystal prism hanging in the king’s east window it scattered flecks of rainbow on the walls, linins, and on the kings himself, as it did every morning from May ninth to November sixteenth. This being May twelfth, was no exception. But these rainbows, which were there for the express purpose of wishing the king a cheerful morning, failed to cheer today. When, at last, a rainbow on the floor caught his eye the colorful specter surprised him greatly. He had been so consumed by his thoughts that he had hardly noticed the passing hours. Finally drawing a deep breath the king stood to begin his morning routine.

“It must be done.” he said aloud, knowing it was all there was to say.

As he did his calisthenics he thought carefully about the day Admir was born, and found he hadn’t the strength for his usual number of leg raises.

As he dressed he remembered the time Saud and he had lost their way during a fishing trip, and how they had walked and talked for hours. If later that day anyone noticed the king’s miss-matched stockings, they never mentioned it

As he blew on his steamy bowl of porridge with honey he imagined the details of young Zaki’s face, and thought how they reminded him of his dear wife’s, the late queen. Mrs. Soup knew something was very wrong when the king rose from the table having eaten only a few half-hearted spoonfuls.

All too soon the king found himself in his formal throne room, a very grandiose and stately room that he liked to avoid at almost any cost. He sat dully on his fine throne, wearing his fine crown, and surrounded by his very fine court. It was necessary that they, being the dozens of advisors, senators, and other officials of Serendip, should be there to witness whatever might happen during this morning’s events.

And Prince Admir was there.

Like you my Darling, the prince had no clear idea what was going on. Only a handful of times in his life had he been summoned to the throne room, and even fewer times with the court present. Like his father he disliked the formality of the room, and to have the court there, and all eyes on him was incredibly awkward. But he trusted his father, and knew he had done nothing deserving of punishment, so he stood before the throne as patiently and calmly as possible.

And he stood.

You see, Dearest, courts and throne rooms have a great many rules. And in these rules, that were ever so old and unquestionable, it was clearly stated that no one in the room should speak until asked a question by the king. So although if they had been in the kitchen, the library, or even on the street, and his father had been looking at him so peculiarly Admir certainly would have burst out asking what on earth could be wrong, here in the throne room all he could do was wait.

So he waited.

At long last, the king drew in a deep breath and spoke.

“Prince Admir.”

Admir bowed to his father, still not permitted to speak.

“The time had come for you to assume the throne of Serendip.”

Admir, who was still bowed-down looking toward the floor, thought carefully. He would have made up his mind that he had heard wrong were it not for the collective and loud murmur that ran through the court. He raised his head and looked at his father. I should have said, ‘looked his father in the eye,’ only, the king was looking very hard at the wall just to the left and beyond Admir’s head. Admir still was unable to speak.

“I am old, My Son. And I wish to spend the remainder of my life in quiet contemplation. You are young. Your education is complete. You are good in body, heart, and mind; and you shall wear the crown from this day forward.”

Admir was now quite desperate to speak, but still his father had asked no question. He watched amazedly as his father stood and came toward him. He took his simple but weighty crown from off his head and held it before him, as if offering it to Admir. Admir did not reach for the crown, however because, just as there was a rule against speaking until being asked a question, there was a rule against taking anything without being asked to take it.

As Admir continued to look at his father something strange caught his eye.

“Prince Admir, my firstborn son, will you bear the crown of Serendip?” The king asked loudly, taking another step toward Admir.

After a long moment Admir said, “My Lord, I dare not.” And he cast his eyes to the ground again.

At these words the mummers around the throne room grew louder, nearly to shouts.

“Prince Admir speaks well!” said an elderly woman, “He is too young.”

“Will the Prince disobey his father the King?” said another younger man.

“He should offer it to me!” joked one. His words were the last of all, and they hung embarrassingly loud and lonely in the air.

Then there were a few moments of silence while everyone wondered what would come next. Finally the king spoke.

“Prince Admir, Why do you ‘dare not’ to take the crown? Speak.”

At that Prince Admir raised his eyes to his father, was now held the crown rather limply in one hand. Though their eyes still did not meet, Admir thought he saw some emotion flash across the king’s face. Was it pleasure?

“My King and My Father,” Admir addressed him formally as he began his reply, “The crown of Serendip may one day come to me. And as you have taught me, I hope that in that day I shall be worthy to bear it well and serve my people. But, that day is not this day. In the hands that offered the crown to me I saw a steady and firm grip. Those are hands that yet have work to do for this great land. All my life I have seen those hands, your hands, toiling diligently day by day for the peace and prosperity that bless this land. And while your hands are strong, mine can only offer support.” He paused, stood up straight and tall, and finished, “I will not rule.”

The words had been spoken in a voice for all to hear, and to understand that his mind was made up. The whole court had witnessed Admir’s decision, and there could be no going back. Moments before beginning this speech there were some in the court who believed the prince too young to rule, but after hearing his wise and decided reply Admir was unanimously known as a man, and one to be taken at his word.

The truth was that for all his lovely speech and steady voice Prince Admir was furious. He had been shocked by what the king had done to him. Only rarely had his father spoken to him about a time when he would hand over the crown. Most of these occasions had been in jest. What Admir had spoken was true, he knew and hoped one day he would he would be a good king to the people of Serendip, but he would never have imagined that his father would make this utterly unexpected request of him without any discussion, warning, and in the presence of the formal court! Admir’s mind raced as he tried to think what could have brought this on. And then there was the matter of what he had seen.

The gracious ears of the courtiers had likely understood Admir’s words about his father’s hands to be figurative, but there was more than that. When the king had held out the crown to his son, the prince had seen something that he could not ignore. His father’s hands were clutching the crown as if it were more than just gold and jewels, as if it were more than life itself. Admir saw those strong hands were white with strain and shaking every so slightly. Admir’s eyes had moved rapidly from the white fingertips, up the ridged wrist and arms, through the tense shoulders, and again to his father’s own eyes. And stranger than the fingers, wrists, or shoulders was that the king’s eyes would not meet his own. It took a great deal of restraint for Admir to not, in that moment, turn his head to see what it was behind him that his father was so intent on looking at. Admir also knew that the court, who were seated on either side of him, would not realize that his father was not looking directly in his eye unless Admir turned, giving them an obvious clue. It was as if his father was winking at him, daring him to take the crown without really offering it. Mocking him. It deeply troubled the prince that his father had said one thing for the court to hear, but said just the opposite to him.

For the crux—which is a really wonderful word meaning, most important or crucial point—of what Admir had just said and done was this, oh my Dearest Darling: he had disobeyed an order of the king.

I have recently explained something of the rules of the court to you,

1. Do not speak until asked a question.

2. Do not take anything without it being offered.

But what I did not tell you was the most important rule

3. If commanded, obey.

When the king said, “You shall wear the crown from this day forward.” He had not posed a question, he had not offered casually, he had commanded. And when Admir said, “I will not rule.” he had broken this most important law of Serendip.

As you know, my Darling, rules are not rules unless they have consequences, and the consequences for breaking this rules, that was ever so old and unquestionable, was most serious. Admir knew this, and yet he disobeyed.

After Admir spoke those fateful words, and as I have been explaining all of this to you, Dearest, no one in the throne room had made a sound, or hardly drawn breath. The king closed his eyes.

“My Son, do you disobey me?”

“My King and My Father, I do.”

“My Son,” his eyes were still closed, “do you know the consequence of this disobedience?”

“My Lord, I do.”

As he spoke Admir stared hard at his father, and could only think, “Let this not be happening. Let this not be happening. Let this not be happening.” But it was.

Every other eye in the court was also fixed on the king, and all but a cruel few had those same words running through their minds.

Suddenly the king’s eyes opened and fixed on his son.

“Prince Admir,”

‘Let this not be happening. Let this not be happening. Let this not be happening.’

“You have disobeyed my command to rule this land, and are hereby banished from Serendip.” The king’s voice was firm and clear, yet there were tears in his eyes. “This banishment is hereby in force until such a time as you can prove you are a true and loyal subject to your father the king, prepared to rule and glorify this land.”

We will leave this scene now, Dearest, that I might not have to describe the horror that ran through the court, the utter collapse of the noble prince, and the broken heart of the king, it was all much, much too sad.

It would be even worse if I had to describe to you the full extent of the tragedy that befell the kingdom that morning, my Darling. Imagine that poor king’s heart being fully broken three times in one day. Imagine each good prince rushing out of that horrid room, or in young Zaki’s case, having to be led out by the guard, too stunned to move his own feet. The king was satisfied, the court had witnessed, and the three princes had passed their final exam.

How I’ve missed you

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Dear TacoBell

Nearly two years ago, as a new resident of Cedar City, I walked into my local Taco Bell expecting a tasty lunch before I hit to road. I have been a life long Taco Bell fan and was eagerly anticipating my regular Fiesta Burrito, fresco style, and perhaps a Bean Burrito to go along. However, upon entering the restaurant I found not only a long line of other customers waiting to order, but also a filthy eating area complete with rotten odor and flies buzzing. My order was eventually taken by a blankly-staring, pimply-faced teenage boy who then retreated to the very messy and gloveless kitchen area, theoretically to fill the waiting orders. I waited, along with my fellow customers for about twenty minutes. By that time we were all muttering under our breath and checking our watches. I don’t remember any orders actually being served during the wait, though it’s possible some were produced. After an attempt at calling customer service I decided my time and health standards were worth more than the $2.50 spent on the creepy elusive burrito. I walked out. I didn’t ask for a refund. And I didn’t go back. This was so unlike the clean, cheap, quick and tasty Taco Bell I was accustomed to receiving that I vowed I wouldn’t return, and I hadn’t until today.

Sweet today.

I had heard there was new management a while ago, but the pain was still too fresh, like good fresco salsa. Yet, when I walked trepidatiously into the restaurant I was kindly greeted by a mature woman who genially helped the customer in front of me, and then took my order with complete accuracy. She then picked up a spray bottle and washrag and proceeded to the seating area to wipe down the already fresh smelling tables. My chicken burritos were up before I even had time to decide about using the restroom. I checked my order before I left. It was accurate and hot, just what I wanted. I thanked the server and left smiling. I didn’t tell them about my past experience, but I am happy to say, you have won me back.

I am happy to have my faith in your cooperation and products restored, and hope you are happy to have my dollars back in your tills. I have already told all my friends about how pleased a have been with this redemptive experience via my Facebook page, and hope that it will produce further business for your fine company.

With Gratitude,

Miranda Giles

This looks awesome.

I know, it’s just about the nerdiest thing imaginable, but I love Star Trek.  And hold on to your hats because this about to get much nerdier. MUCH.

In during the month of December (well, it was supposed to take a lot longer than a month, but we got excited) some friends and I spent quite a few late nights watching all 10 of the previous Star Trek movies. It was awesome. Most of them are really forgettable, and I fell asleep a lot, but it was still an accomplishment on some level.

My love for Star Trek is not a simple appreciation either.  It is inextricably tied to memories of my father. I vividly remember sitting through the Next Generation pilot  episode (Encounters at Farpoint part1.) with one eye on the screen and one eye on my Fathers face. My four-year-old feelings tried to keep up with his on the journey from skepticism to enthralled enthusiasm. I remember a few years later as the two of us, and probably some of my other siblings, watched in horror as a season finale featured the brave Capt. Picard being transformed into a Borg (Resistance was Futile.) I don’t remember what was said at the end of that cliff-hanger, but I have the distinct impression that it was the strongest reaction I ever saw him give a television set.  Star Trek was something like foot-ball to other Dads. I also remember the final episode by this time my eleven-year-old self was mostly disappointed that Jean Luke and Beverly never really hooked up. Luckily there was Capt. Sisko on Deep Space Nine already airing to fill the gap. I love the original series as well. All the shows were generally extremely well written and had interesting character and thrilling plots.

There were many delights and lessons along the way. For better or worse, I think it formed a lot of my artistic and ethical sensibilities. Did you know that The Original Series featured the first ever interracial kiss on TV? It was between Kirk and Uhura. Of course it was forced on them under the telekinetic powers of aliens. There were lots of episodes about the importance of free-will, and non-interference (It’s the Prime Directive). The positive ideals that dictated the show came from the creator, Gene Roddenberry. He believed the universe to be a friendly place where the objective should be to explore, do some good, and, if necessary, blow up the bad guys. A pretty good philosophy.

I loved that the show had a well developed sense of humor. I could be very tongue-in-cheek about itself. In the end, despite the serious numbers of CRAZY Trekkies out there the creators and actors knew that they were just a Sci-Fi show. But a Sci-Fi show that knew how to wield it’s power better than any other. The created characters and situations that worked as symbols of modern life:

The Q, the havoc and boredom that come with the ability to know everything, ie Hackers.

The Borg, the danger of seeking to perfect ourselves through dependence on technology.

The Klingons, the ever-shifting relationship between the US and other world powers like China or Russia. Sometimes friend, sometimes foe.

Vulcans, over-reliance on logic, loss of emotional reason.

The list goes on and on, but the protagonists of the show, Star Fleet Command, are us. Americans/Westerners who seek for all things good. They dare to dream, dare to do what it right, and boldly go where no one has gone before!

I could go on, but I think I’ve more than made my case. Do you have a favorite Star Trek moment in your life? Or a favorite character?

And the final question: Do I make a jumpsuit costume for the premiere party on May 7th?

During his morning exercises the king carefully considered how he could induce his dearest treasures to leave him. Being over occupied with calisthenics he did not reach a conclusion. He attempted to ponder further during his breakfast, but eventually gave up knowing that his focus was never clear when distracted by a steaming bowl of porridge with honey. Finally during his ten o’clock meeting with the Committee for the Beautification of Petting Zoos (CBPZ) the king found himself with ample time to consider the matter.

As the Undersecretary of Wildlife plead his case for yet another expansion of the gerbil colony and idea began to creep upon the king: A test.

Here were the facts as the king saw them:

1) His boys were done with their education as far as it could be provided from their current living situation.

2) There was much for the still to learn in the wide world.

3) The princes would be loath leave their father, or Serendip, of their own accord.

4) They would obey him if he asked them to go.

4) He could not bear to ask them to go.

5) Nevertheless, go they must.

Therefore, a test was what he needed. A test would help all concerned determine the correct course of action. But what sort of a test? It would have to be something like a final exam for these boys who knew so much. It would not test their knowledge of facts, but their wisdom, and their ability to act on wisdom. He would have to offer some kind of temptation that would play to the common weakness of man, which of course, Dearest, is pride.

As his mind turned over this idea again and again, he suddenly stuck upon a solution that seemed altogether right and complete. So it was that just as the poor unappreciated Undersecretary flippantly suggested tripling the size of the current gerbil accommodations, the king cried out unexpectedly, “The very thing!” and strode directly out of the meeting, leaving the bewildered PZC to draft plans for what would be the largest gerbil colony ever imagined in Serendip, or perhaps anywhere.

The king soon found himself across the palace in his own offices speaking with his Chief of Staff, one Sir Trout by name. Sir Trout had worked many years for the king and was as well acquainted with his manners of thought and action as any man could be. So when the king bust through the office door with a determined look in his eye Trout rose from his desk with pen and paper ready, knowing there was some important directive coming his way.

“Trout.” ordered the king, in his most official voice.

“Majesty?”

“I need to speak with my sons.”

Of course, Sire. At the moment I believe they are all three away from the palace, but should be returning later this afternoon. You could conveniently meet them for 35 minutes after your five o’clock with the Committee for the Preservation of Unusual Artifacts from—“

“No.” the king interrupted, “I need to see them individually. And they must not see one another between the meetings.” He was now looking intently at the wall, mind racing.

Sir Trout’s forehead furrowed. He was doubtless intrigued by these specific instructions but knew the limits of his duty and didn’t inquire more deeply into the king’s purposes.

“How long should each meeting be, Your Majesty?”

“Oh, say, fifteen minutes each, if all goes to plan.”

With a glance at the king’s official schedule Trout announced, “I believe that you could meet with them tomorrow morning beginning at nine-thirty, Sire.”

The king turned his eyes quickly to Sir Trout, “So soon?” Trout heard a slight quaver in his voice.

“Yes, Majesty. Your meeting with the Minister of Bureaucratic Ininitiative has been postponed again.”

The king paused. Sir Trout saw what he believed to be a trace of sorrow settle on the ruler, he guessed rightly that it had nothing to do with the Minister’s cancellation.

“Yes…” the king rallied somewhat, “Very good. In the morning then.” Looking distant the king turned to go, but turned again “Please contact their schedulers. Admir, then Saud, then Zaki. Don’t tell them I am meeting with each of them. Tomorrow morning then. Yes.” And just at the door he turned back once more and gave the most mystifying order yet, “And I’ll need the court there for the meetings.”

“The whole court Majesty?”

“Yes Trout, well as many as can be got together anyway.” Replied the king wearily.

“In the throne room then?”

“Yes Trout.”

“Very good, Sire.”

And the king walked out of the office with a slower step than he had walked in.

eye-of-god2The princes were happy too. They worked on various projects around the kingdom. Using their education they were able to improve the lives of many Serendipians. For although, as we have learned the people of Serendip were a generally happy and clever people, blessed with particularly excellent weather conditions, they still were quite amazed when their beloved Prince Saud worked out a way to grow flowers which bloomed all the way until November 26th, more than a week after the rains started. Prince Admir was much celebrated for organizing a national rugby league and designing an environmentally friendly stadium for the players and people to use.

Zaki, well, Prince Zaki was a dreamer, which made people think him young, though he was only ever a year and some months behind Saud. This youngest Prince was still trying to decide what his first great accomplishment for the glorification of Serendip would be. Sometimes Zaki would retreat to the Crypt, now quite abandoned by his brothers and Diana, to try and meditate on the many challenges that daily life presented the hardworking people of Serendip, but somehow he would always find himself hunched over the old round table plotting courses on the worn out maps and charts. Despite his lack of outward achievement the people of Serendip, and his father, loved him just the same. All the Serendipians placed great faith in the young princes and their capability of ruling their lovely land one day.

The king also had great faith in his boys knowing that now as they were now quite grown into men and that at least one of them must one day be responsible to take his place. And yet, and yet, My Most Darling—there must always been an ‘and yet’ or here our pleasant story would end—the king knew that there was still a great deal for the princes to learn of the world they lived in. He was positively certain that no amount of reading descriptions, or looking at pictures and maps of the strange lands that lay beyond the sea of dragons would equal actually going to these places. The king knew from his own long life that there were many kinds of people in the world and that each kind had its own way of living their lives. He knew very well that in order for the princes to fully appreciate the glorious land of Serendip they needed to see the gloriousness, and ingloriousness of other lands. And so, though the thought of bidding farewell to his beloved sons for even a short time made this brave king very uncomfortable, he settled upon the idea. The princes must leave.

The king knew that his sons, though they had spent their boyhood in constant talk of adventures in distant lands, did not wish to leave him. Only in Prince Zaki’s eyes did he ever catch a sort of far away look that he thought he could call wanderlust. Saud and Admir were both very busy with projects and council meetings, and now seemed content to remain in Serendip forever. The king also noticed a different sort of look in Prince Admir’s eyes that seemed to transpire whenever it so happened that Mrs. Soup’s daughter, Diana, came too near him. And if His Majesty was not mistaken, her eye seemed to take on a similar reflection in the same circumstances.

It was at dinner one night that the king realized that he must make up his mind about the princes departure sooner rather than later. The table was set for six; the party being made up of the royal family, Mrs. Soup, and Diana. The six of them shared their meals in this way as often as matters of state would permit. For Mrs. Soup liked few things better than getting to serve up her meals herself. And the king was resolute about liking few things more than watching her partake in her own creations. The children, not at all children anymore, always enjoyed spending an evening together in discussion of their current projects, and to argue about books, and things. This night the conversation was thus:

Diana: “I think not Saud. I found Hesparsian’s theory to be far too simplistic. The possibility of finding life, as we think of it, with in our own solar system is very unlikely.

King: “Mrs. Soup, this lasagna is to be commended. Truly glorious.” Mrs. Soup: “So please you, Highness.”

Saud: “How can you say so? He has laid the evidenced before us. It is selfish to imagine that there is nothing there only because we cannot imagine the…yes thank you Cookie, I adore your green beans…form which that life might take.”

Zaki: “I agree. About the beans and Hesparsian too. How do you get the lemon pepper just right every time Cookie? I should love to build some kind of space craft one day.”

Diana: “Oh, never mind about that, I mean the space craft. The beans are lovely Mami. If Hesparian is right you would be long dead before you could get to any of these planets. I am sure I agree with him that there can be no way of breathing in the outer reaches of our atmosphere. Remember how fatigued we became just hiking the peak of Mt. Frang last summer? It is considerably higher than Frangipannini. Even dear Admir nearly fainted. I am sure the air becomes thinner with increased elevation. How shall we further test our theory Admir?”

Admir:“Yes?” It should be noted here that Admir had been looking quite fixedly at Diana for most of the meal, but she had not yet noticed.

Diana: “Did you not…Oh.”

With this ‘oh,’ Diana stopped suddenly, as if surprised. Her eyes had locked with the eyes of Admir and what she saw in them had caused her to entirely forget about atmospheric pressure.

At this same ‘oh’ the king looked up expectantly from his lasagna at Diana, and then at his son. He saw in both their eyes that look which we have described above. Though the king had only begun to take note of it a few weeks before, in truth, it had been increasing in frequency since long before the hike of Mt. Frang. With the increasing frequency of this look it was inevitable that the look should appear in both Admir’s and Diana’s eyes at the same moment, and that they, at that moment, should eventually be looking at one another. But this alignment of eyes and looks had not occurred until this moment. So it was that from three chairs apart, over a table of perfect green beans and glorious lasagna, Diana and Prince Admir discovered that they were in love, and had been for some time. The king noticed also that Mrs. Soup, her cheerful eyes more anxious than usual, seemed to be observing him observing their children. The king wondered if Mrs. Soup was wondering what he was thinking. To be frank, the king wasn’t sure what to think about what had suddenly become exquisitely clear to everyone at the table. But he was sure that for all concerned this dinner table was not the appropriate time to silently contemplate the matter. He interrupted the rather extensive pause thus:

King: “I declare, Mrs. Soup, this has been a rare meal! The only thing to top it would be an indelicate serving of custard pie. Can we all agree on that?

These loud words caused the five pairs of eyes at the table to turn suddenly to the king smiling their agreement.

After getting into his large and comfortable bed that night the king found he could not sleep. He drifted once, enjoying a short dream of Zaki riding a green bean among the stars. When he next shut his eyes, he clearly saw Admir’s eyes before him. He knew very well the look he had seen in them. After all, Admir’s eyes were an exact replica of his mother the Queen’s own gold-dappled eyes. To the king it seemed merely days, or hours even, since he had last seen that peculiar expression of love in her eyes, though she had been gone fifteen years. As he lay there he compared the identical pairs of eyes, their expression, their intensity, their hope, he realized that further delay of the princes’ departure would sharply increase the pain of separation for Diana and Admir. Even now it would be difficult. As he drifted back into sleep he determined to send the princes off within the week. This time he dreamed of himself flying through a brilliant night sky toward a bright star very much like eyes of his Queen.

WHAM!: Hero-ed.

AKA: Shakespeare Lady!

AKA: Shakespeare Lady!

What is the Walking Monarch’s true identity? Who can say? She walks among us… Thank you Shakespeare Lady!

And thank you, Heather Z, for this amazing link to The Hero Factory. Pretty much made me late for work this morning. But toally worth it. (The Bonnie Tyler alone was worth it.)

There are more dam jokes to be made, Horatio, than are dreamt of in you philosophy.

There are more dam jokes to be made, Horatio, than are dreamt of in you philosophy.

I found a cure for my case of antsinthepantsitis: His name is Bubba Jackson. He is hot. We have fun together, and look good doing it. Also, we travel a lot which helps.

This is us at the Hoover dam this weekend. We spontaneously stopped in the dam parking lot for a short dam look. There wasn’t too much dam traffic going south. The dam traffic is always worse going into Vegas. We didn’t take the dam tour and the dam gift shop was already closed. But I think the dam sunset was pretty enough. Bubba really wanted to get a closer look at the dam bridge they are building, but we were too dam lazy (whooops!) to walk over to see it.

This post in in direct correlation to the precipitous drop off in interesting comments I have had of late. I thought a little personal dishing and swearing would be enough to juice things up.

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